quarta-feira, 4 de julho de 2007

5 caras mais duros na queda

1 - Jack Baeur (The only reason that you're conscious right now is because I don't want to carry you.)
2 - John McLane (Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker.)
3 - Terminator T800 (I'll be back)
4 - John Rambo (They drew first blood, not me.)
5 - The Bride (Those of you lucky enough to have your lives, take them with you.)

2 comentários:

Marquinhos disse...

1. Jack Bauer (You probably don't think that I can force this towel down your throat. But trust me, I can. All the way. Except I'd hold onto this one little bit at the end. When your stomach starts to digest it, I pull it out. Taking your stomach lining with it. For most people it would take about a week to die. It's very painful);

2. Jason Bourne (I can tell you the license plate numbers of all six cars outside. I can tell you that our waitress is left-handed and the guy sitting up at the counter weighs two hundred fifteen pounds and knows how to handle himself. I know the best place to look for a gun is the cab of the gray truck outside, and at this altitude, I can run flat out for a half mile before my hands start shaking. Now why would I know that? How can I know that and not know who I am?);

3. O 007 de Cassino Royale (Now the whole world's gonna know that you died scratching my balls!);

4. Jet Li em Maquina Mortifera 4. (If this was Hong Kong, you'd already be dead);

5. The Bride (As I said before, I've allowed you to keep your wicked life for two reasons. And the second reason is so you can tell him in person everything that happened here tonight. I want him to witness the extent of my mercy by witnessing your deformed body. I want you to tell him all the information you just told me. I want him to know what I know. I want him to know I want him to know. And I want them all to know they'll all soon be as dead as O-Ren)

Lu M. disse...

1. 007
2. bruce willis em duro de matar
3. mel gibson em maquina mortifera
4. will smith e o martin lawrence em Bad Boys
5. john locke em lost

Lu